Enabler Hoodie — Funny Valentine Cupid Graphic Pullover
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.59 | 27.17 |
| Length, in | 26.38 | 27.56 | 28.74 | 29.92 | 31.10 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.23 | 23.82 | 24.41 | 25.00 | 25.59 |
ENABLER “Cold Pour” Hoodie — Unisex Sarcastic Comfort Sweatshirt
Pouring drinks colder than your ex’s heart.
This hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm—it keeps your standards high and your sarcasm sharper than Cupid’s aim. The front hits hard with bold, dripping “ENABLER” lettering. The back? A cheeky cherub mixing heartbreak into a martini glass like it’s just another Tuesday.
Made for messy love, bar crawls, and rom-com recovery nights, this hoodie wraps you in medium-weight softness while letting your attitude do the talking. Whether you’re ghosting your ex or ghost-hunting with friends, it’s the kind of comfort that says: “I’m emotionally unavailable, but fashionably present.”
Product Features
- Side seams for shape retention and structure
- Adjustable hood with matching drawstring and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pocket for cold hands or hot takes
- Medium-heavy ringspun cotton blend for durability and softness
- Loose fit, tear-away label, WRAP, Sedex and PETA certified
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition
80% Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester (Solid Colors), 70% Ringspun Cotton, 30% Polyester (Smoke Colors), 75% Ringspun Cotton, 25% Polyester (Heather Grey), 52% Ringspun Cotton, 48% Polyester (Charcoal)
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Hood with drawstring
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord and metal grommets
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Age restrictions
No age restrictions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not dryclean; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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